Boots

The following picture is for those of you who have never seen me in boots and who have doubted that I actually wear them.

Ta-da! They do exist! I must say, however, that it's much more difficult to get a good picture of my feet in boots than it is to get a good picture of my feet in nothing; I turned into quite the contortionist to get this shot. I love my boots (I have two pairs, by the way) because they're just so cute and they make me happy when I wear them, but I have one question for all of you people who wear real shoes all the time: What the heck do you do when your toe starts itching? It drives me completely bonkers. And because my feet are always so hot in those super cute boots, my toes itch a lot. Somebody needs to invent a bendable toe-scratching thingamajig—and air conditioners for your feet. Then life with boots would be perfect.